Signs Samir is hammered:
He’s Samir Nasri. He can ride without looking. And he has two fucking air fresheners, because he likes it FRESH.
He’s too cute
ohh Nasri, y u so cute???
Be afraid, be very afraid.
is it creepy that i can tell it’s chamakh sitting next to him?
Dear Nasri, do you want to play hide and seek with me? lol