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Undeniably old enough to know better.
Signs Samir is hammered:
Two freaking air fresheners.
Driving with a coat over his head.
Thinking a coat over his head can hide his dimples.

Signs Samir is hammered:

  1. Two freaking air fresheners.
  2. Driving with a coat over his head.
  3. Thinking a coat over his head can hide his dimples.
What, you don’t get foot massages from shady looking men, on the beach, while you’re on holiday? Loser.

What, you don’t get foot massages from shady looking men, on the beach, while you’re on holiday? Loser.