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Undeniably old enough to know better.
13th June 2011 18
#monto is spending the summer thinking hard about his transfer options#and looking more like andrew mccarthy every single day#Riccardo Montolivo#rocking a scarf and a playmate#cos that's just how he rolls#Cristina de Pin#montolivo#fiorentina#for now#viola#azzurri#unfollow if you must#papa paparazzi#hq
Signs Samir is hammered: Two freaking air fresheners. Driving with a coat over his head. Thinking a coat over his head can hide his dimples.

Signs Samir is hammered:

  1. Two freaking air fresheners.
  2. Driving with a coat over his head.
  3. Thinking a coat over his head can hide his dimples.
26th April 2011 178
#he seems to have learned subtlety and tact from franck#oh dear#samir nasri#Les Bleus bitch#Arsenal#nasri#france nt#papa paparazzi#hq
24th April 2011 64
#the matching trunks really are awfully cute#and bonus points for not wearing a speedo today andrea#andrea pirlo#ac milan#azzurri#italy nt#papa paparazzi#hq
Checking out his own abs while waiting to be fed grapes. Like you do.

Checking out his own abs while waiting to be fed grapes. Like you do.

22nd April 2011 20
#oh pazzo#you are so much more amusing than I ever expected both on and off the pitch#it's frankly rather delightful#giampaolo pazzini#Inter Milan#Pazzini#papa paparazzi#hq
What, you don’t get foot massages from shady looking men, on the beach, while you’re on holiday? Loser.

What, you don’t get foot massages from shady looking men, on the beach, while you’re on holiday? Loser.

19th April 2011 9
#his friends call him Luish#workin for a living ok#LMFAO#forever inter#luis figo#Inter Milan#papa paparazzi#hq
9th April 2011 44
#papa paparazzi#Tiny Dutchie is perfect#not to mention seemingly quite drunk#pazzo is keeping an eye on him tho it's cool#Wesley Sneijder#giampaolo pazzini#sneijder#Inter Milan#eto'o foundation#hq
Pardon me, miss? I lost my bike. And my phone. And Pippo’s dog. Can I have a hug?

Pardon me, miss? I lost my bike. And my phone. And Pippo’s dog. Can I have a hug?

6th April 2011 39
#pato#such a little boy!#you'd never know he's freakishly pumped up and waxed within an inch of his life#ac milan#brasilllllllll#papa paparazzi#hq
31st March 2011 51
#yes I do have more than one picture of pippo with his bitchy puppy#what?#pippo's thigh matches the rattan#he's just that tan#Pippo Inzaghi#inzaghi#papa paparazzi#ac milan#hq
16th March 2011 55
#look how pleased he is with himself!#He's all Hey ladies. I'm on a BIKE!#I'm sorry but it's adorable#pato#ac milan#brasilllllllll#making an exception for a Milanisti today#papa paparazzi#hq
15th March 2011 8
#cowboy!Gio be gettin his flirt on#that's our gio#sweet hat bro#chiellini#dork#juventus#azzurri#papa paparazzi#hq